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Nigerian Scam
Nigerian scam e-mails, are the unknown messages you received and then from someone in Africa, written in broken but fancy English, telling some bizarre story about being the son of the late dictator, needing your help to get some millions of dollars, of which you can have a big chunk.There are...
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Emoticon
As the name suggests, EMOticons (sometimes called smileys, which is fucking ridiculous as not all of them are smiling; "I used a sad smiley" DOESN'T MAKE FUCKING SENSE DOES IT) are the only way to express human emotion, as shortly after some ass invented the Internets, he passed a law stating...
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Published a month ago

Science
An anti-Christian form of logic invented by people to help better explain the world. Like most other people pursuits, it is completely unintelligible, uninteresting, mind-numbingly pedantic and chocked-full of low-grade drama. All of this explains perfectly why Osama is a scientist. Along with...
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Depression
Depression is a nonexistent condition made up by neglected children of working parents. Not surprisingly, however, emo kids also adopt depression as a fashion accessory for attention-whoring purposes.Depressed people display specific symptoms that include contemplating suicide, listening to shit...
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Fat
Fat CharacteristicsA fatty is without exception angry, bitter, and cynical with a great personality. They like to eat, talk trash with their fat friends, eat, act petty, eat in secret, cry about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to their kind, and most importantly, eat while...
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Published 2 months ago

Man
Once upon a time, everything exploded and shit started to evolve for no reason, and not long ago apes decided that having sex while having semen cling to their fuzz was kind of painful after it dried, so they said fuck that and started to shave. And man was born. Or, if you're one of those...
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Published 2 months ago

Bailout Plan
In October 2008, the United States of America took a giant shit and the Wall Street crash and burn like the Hindenburg.The causes of the current crisis are varied and complex, but its roots lie in the bust of the housing bubble in early 2007. Prior to this 'bust', the philanthropic lenders of...
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Published 2 months ago

Online Dating
Online Dating is a modern phenomenon in that, regardless of how many freakish, desperate, fat and dirty people we meet, we continue to search online for "The Right One".As with any online endeavor, online dating is full of misleading words, tricky people, and outright lies.Women seeking men:...
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Published 2 months ago

Love
Love leads to how baby is formed. Also, the most widely used rationalisation for sex and/or drama. Historically, love has been the perfect excuse for noobs to cut their wrists after each failed performance and later proceed to show that they've failed at suicide as well. Love is also the main...
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Published 2 months ago

Marry Your Pet
MarryYourPet is a (WTF) website which specializes in organizing unofficial weddings between people and their pets. By capitalizing the sick sexual desires of the zoophiles, they try to make them believe that what they’re doing could be legal some day.The BrainsMarry Your Pet was created by...
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Published 2 months ago

Emo
Emo is a dumbass movement which requires followers to apply heavy eye-liner, wear overly tight jeans, enjoy large cock, dye their hair black (don't forget to skip the shower) and grow a long fringe to help warp their vision of the world. Emo music consists of insane amounts of moaning about how...
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Published 2 months ago

Money
Money is a term that refers to the medium of exchange in any standardized system of trade. Ancient cultures had yet to invent bullshit, and so all of their 'money' was actually just a standardized form of barter - they traded a socially agreed upon amount of a certain precious commodity such as...
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Published 2 months ago