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Holy Candy Stalk Market: Charlotte Rae and Andy Dick

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Twilighters Overtake Obamaniacs and Brangeloonies As Most Truly Frightening Fans on Earth
Do not look Twilighters directly in the eye, warn experts Brangelina fans may believe Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt walk on water, and Obamaniacs may celebrate Barack Obama’s birthday on Christmas, but followers of the book and movie “Twilight” have still managed to surpass them in terms of...
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Op-Ed �" Courtney Love �" Counting My Blessings on Thanksgiving
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Holy Candy Stalk Market: Renee Zellweger and Chuck Norris

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Ronn Moss’ Hair Declared Eighth Wonder of the World
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Breaking: Britney Spears Caught Blinking on Camera
Britney Spears caused a paparazzi frenzy today after blinking two times in a row, reports TMZ.  Thankfully, cameras were there to capture the miraculous event.  Spears subsequently scratched her arm, although some media outlets now claim it was actually more of a fly shoo.  Story developing.
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Soapbox: Lindsay Lohan Gets Pelted by PETA
PETA recently threw a bag of flour on Lindsay Lohan to protest her use of fur coats.  What are your thoughts?
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Celebs Reveal Secret to Slim Figure: No Food!
Ever wonder how the celebrities get so lean and look so good?  Well, we have the never-before-revealed diet secret from Hollywood’s hottest celebrities:  just say “no” to food! Wintertime is often the season of the “Battle of the Bulge,” so now is the time to work even harder to get...
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