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I Can Hear The Buzz of Modulations of The Universe, But You’re The First To Make Me Feel It!
As some of you may know, I do volunteer work in a well-known charity shop. And yes, a week ago I would have called it by its actual name, but it turns out because I talked about something which we shouldn’t technically be doing there and therefore as the charity shop’s main office has Google...
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Published a year ago

Greetings and Salutations Earthlings!
Say there’s something your good at, and you can do this thing on demand easily, and well. You have been able to do this thing for aaages, and have always been able to do it, whenever you want to do it, or even when you don’t want to do it. Basically, you’re a one-person mastermind at your...
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Published a year ago

Ready For The Worst Analogy Ever? Ok, My Creative Spark Is Like A Fire; It Used To Illuminate The Way To Good Stories, Poems And Blog Posts. Now, The Fire Is So Dim That… That… It Just Don’t Happen No More…
Wow, long title… But hey! My blog posts are becoming increasingly further apart… See I spent thirty minutes procrastinating this sentence! *sighs* Lent had begun! Last year, I tired giving up crisps, but failed after seven days; and half way through the year, I tried to give us crisps and...
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Published a year ago

NOOO!!! TEH CULLENZ IZ GONE!!!!
Well, after a month or two of reading, I’ve finally finished the Twilight Saga. I spent three hours reading the final 250 pages yesterday and to say it briefly, it was a bit anticlimactic; I found myself thinking, ‘…Is that it?!?!’ But otherwise, it was a good book. Sure, it’s horribly...
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Published a year ago

You Better Stay Away From Him/He’ll Rip Your Lungs Out Jim/I’d Like To Meet His Tailor…
Ok, any other neglected, outcast teenager would probably ask the simple question of ‘Am I adopted?’ by this point. I would have, but there’s one minor flaw in my hypothesis (yes, when I’m pissed off I do start using longer words); I seem to have adopted all my father’s horrible flaws,...
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Published a year ago

What Do You Mean My Body Clock Is Set To Iranian Time?
Ok, first and foremost, my body clock is out of sync; I wasn’t tired AT ALL last night but I managed to force myself into sleep by about half one. Then I woke up at eleven this morning exhausted and now I want to go sleep now, at SEVEN O’ CLOCK!!!! *sighs* Maybe if I just keep up the whole in...
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Published a year ago

Mellifluous Mediocrity in My Mansion (ok, none of that is true and it doesn’t make any sense, but I thought it sounded cool)
So today, today, today… What happened today? Oh, the boring usualness! I make cookies though! And they turned out horribly! My cooking teacher would be proud… And I painted my fingernails black! Possibly the most stupid idea I’ve had this month, and it screamed EMO! so I took it off. And...
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Published a year ago

25 Things
Ok, after being buried up to the eyeballs in ‘25 things’ posts on BlogSpots and Facebook profiles, I have finally decided to do the ubiquitous 25 things quiz. So here goes… 1. I spend far too much of my time on Facebook. 2. I spend far too much of my time on Twitter. 3. I spend far too...
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Published a year ago

Le Halfe Terme (A* French Doncha Know!)
It was Saturday morning, and I was standing outside a prominent English banker’s house. The man I’d met five minutes ago looked at me and said, ‘You only got one chance. One bullet. One pull of the trigger. And that’s it. Make it count.’  So I turned, and began walked up to the...
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Published a year ago

Oh!!! Why The Hell Not?!?!?
Before in my life, I’ve never had any interest whatsoever in cars, bikes or any other ‘guy’ things like that. But some weird reason, I’ve recently had an obsession to get a motorbike when I’m seventeen! I don’t know why, no-one I know has a bike (well, my dad has a 500cc scooter for...
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Published a year ago

I have to make a what?
Ok, my education seems to have died in the past week… My coursework attempts seem to have fallen to the wayside and school has taken on a rather monotonous tone, what with the whole ‘THESE ARE THE FACTS. LEARN THEM. DONE? GOOD. NEXT TOPIC.’ approach our teachers seem to have adopted...
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Published a year ago

Coolio... I'm at schoolio!
Well, the school has finally unblocked Blogger, so I can blog from school now! Yay! So what am I doing? Well, obviously now I'm blogging, but I should be doing Food Tech coursework... Meh, Tuesdays Periods 1 + 2 is my hour off...In other news, I'm uber-tired yet again! I was up all night...
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Published a year ago