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Latest blog posts from Murder on the Dancefloor

Gone fishin' again.
What happened to you, Internet? I used to have so much more to say to you. You were like a toy that I never thought I'd get tired of playing with. The meal that I thought I could eat every day for the rest of my life. I guess I got busy? Distracted? Does the "seven year itch" apply to the... Read more...
Published a day ago

Meeting people is easy.
There are 235 unique people on my friends list (damn you people and your multiple journals that you've left for dead that I never got around to deleting. Also, not that you'll even see this, but damn you people who never update anymore.) I have met 137. 01, 5500, __45rpm__, __procession,... Read more...
Published 4 weeks ago

Every once in a while the Internet gives you something so great you just have to share with everyone
Dyna Moe has a bunch of Mad Men illustrations that are blowing my mind.Thanks for the tip Merlin, via Meg, via Kfan. Whew. GOOD JOB EVERYBODY! Read more...
Published a month ago

I'm so fucking glad we're bros, bro!
Happy birthday to the bestest of boys, the tastiest of tastycakes. This is no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally!!! I love you, man! Read more...
Published a month ago

The new 90210 - THE LIVE BLOG!!
EPISODE ONE. "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"8:00: Coldplay intro! Do "the kids" even like Coldplay?8:01: Does that kid know he's black?8:02: Aunt Becky looks pretty good for being around for like 30 years.8:02: The exterior shots of Beverly Hills look nice!8:02: Lucille Bluth!8:03: OH, so he's... Read more...
Published a month ago

You should cut down on your pork loins, mate.
Last Sunday, Lindsey and I went to see Body Worlds 3. I'm spoiled and take living in a city where awesome things are always happening for granted, so I'd slept on seeing Body Worlds 1 and 2, even though it was something I wanted to check out. Just not enough to make the effort, I guess. (This... Read more...
Published 2 months ago

Beijing, Beijing, Beijing.
The first Olympics I remember paying attention to were the '92 Games in Barcelona. I have vague recollections of being aware of the '88 Seoul Games, but I don't remember anything specific about it. (Obviously as a 3-year-old I was oblivious to the '84 LA Games, but I did have a stuffed toy of... Read more...
Published 2 months ago

EARTHQUAKE!
I was totally peeing when the earthquake started. The shaking didn't last long, maybe a few seconds, but there was a really violent jolt. We all went outside and someone turned on their car radio so we could hear how big/where it was centered. Apparently 5.8 and Chino Hills, which is less than... Read more...
Published 3 months ago

Traffic court.
I could tell you the story of how this one time I got a ticket for reading the newspaper while driving, but I won't. Well, okay, maybe. I'll say that I may or may not be guilty of a crime, but at the very least I'm probably guilty of being "one of those people". After 5 years without any... Read more...
Published 3 months ago

From the vaults.
ihatesnard realized the other day that she's been on LJ for 7 years. That caused a few of us check how long we've been on here, and it looks like we all jumped on board around the same time. The second half of 2001 was a crazy time, when this "Live Journal" thing was exotic and new. But some... Read more...
Published 3 months ago

Show us your tips!!!!!!
I have this problem. It seems I've acquired this little perk from my job, where I get a free lunch in exchange for picking up food for my boss and his brother. Since I always go out for lunch anyway, it's not a big deal, and hey, free lunch. Some days they'll want Chili's, other days Mimi's... Read more...
Published 3 months ago

I wish I had more time to MS Paint our faces onto Paris and Nicole, but I don't. Sorry.
theroadisbeforeus.wordpress.comtheroadisbeforeus.wordpress.comtheroadisbeforeus.wordpress.comtheroadisbeforeus.wordpress.comWe'll be updating from the road, so check it out if you can stomach how freaking nauseatingly cute we are. Read more...
Published 4 months ago