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TCOQ: Visitor Testimonials
“I can’t believe you promote yourselves as a major news outlet. I don’t give a shit about Kim Kardashian’s fat ass, Amy Winehouse sucking a glass dick or whether Barack Obama is my baby’s daddy! You are just another bunch of conservative bone pirates licking John... Read more...
Published 12 hours ago
Learning Is Fun: The Women’s Institute
The Women’s Institute (or WI) is a jam and cake manufacturing front for the cult known as The Lesser Church Of Virago. The cult - set up in 1915 by Alyson Crowley - is comprised merely of women, post-op transsexuals and lesbians. Only one male is allowed at any one time and this is so he can [...] Read more...
Published 3 days ago
Wolfman Previews: Reality Television 2010
You’ve Been Framed Up Closed Circuit Television follows the lives of ordinary people framed for crimes they didn’t even commit. You’ll get to enjoy this fly-on-the-wall comedy broadcast every weekend for a whole twelve weeks. Laughs aplenty as store assistants face jail for... Read more...
Published 5 days ago
Trendwatch: Recto-Phrenology
Move over, Kabbalah! Get lost, Caring About the Environment! Go fuck yourself, Adopting Brown Kids! There’s a hot new trend the Hollywood elite are into: Recto-Phrenology! From Ashton Kutcher and Matthew McConaughey to Paris Hilton and the Beckhams, everybody who’s anybody is going... Read more...
Published 5 days ago
Grand Theft Auto: Lancaster County
Last week, this game ended up becoming something of a smash hit at the office, with regular contributors fighting over who gets to play and review it first. [OFFICIAL GAME IMAGE] We all came to a mutual agreement that I would review the game while also including a few testimonials from some of... Read more...
Published 6 days ago
