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Latest blog posts from The Dogfathers

Fight! Fight! Fight!
Gino and Carmela duked it out today. It all started over which way to go..."Hey!" shouts Gino."I said let's go the other way!""Wait!!!When did you learn how to fly?!I thought only Vinnie could do that!""Stop! I can't talk to you if you're ahead!""Fine!" says Carmela."What do you want, you stinky...
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Published 12 hours ago

Site For Sore Eyes
Blue followed me this morning into the kitchen. She was talking to me nonstop. On a whim, I decided to offer her some wet food. She thought that was a very good idea. :-)
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Published a day ago

Peanut Butter Bruno
I sometimes enjoy torturing Bruno purely for the comical faces he makes while he endures my torture."Gimme!""That was sooooooooo good!Better than horse poop!"
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Published 2 days ago

Sleep With The Fishes!!!
Dear Ferrero Rocher Chocolates,Thank you so ever much for making a commercial that includes a very realistic door bell sound. My dogs totally do not go berserk thinking someone is at the door. No, not at all! Mass chaos totally does not ensue in my house at the start of your...
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Published 3 days ago

Drunk Driving
Sorry, this is not a post about one of The Mafiosos drunk driving. It's actually about me driving drunk.Yesterday, I was pulled over by a CHP officer less than three blocks from my house for running a stop sign. I wasn't about to argue with the officer that it was 100% impossible for me to run...
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Published 3 days ago

Mobile Mafiosos
"Ummm...Bruno? I think you might have pooped a Chihauhau!"
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Published 5 days ago

My Dog Runs Weird
My dog runs really, really, really weird.See, he starts off normal.But then her morphs into a jowl monster!And it only gets worse!Well, at least he lays down pretty. :-)
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Published 5 days ago

Gobble! Gobble!
Happy Thanksgiving!We hope you have a marvelous Day of Thanks!The Mafiosos are thankful for many things. Vinnie is very thankful for the box of cat poo treats I keep for him. He doesn't understand that I do not keep a litter box for his personal use of a snack tray!"Whatever. I know you keep...
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Published 6 days ago

Converstation With Vinnie
Excuse me, but what are you doing on the couch? You know the rule: No Dogs Allowed On The Couch."Oh there's a rule?"You betcha. The same one that's been in effect since you were a puppy."Are you sure it's been around that long?""Cuz I don't remember that rule..."Well, I'll help you remember it....
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Published a week ago

Why Blue is Yellow
Blue was never supposed to stay. I was going to find a great home for the four-week-old kitten Ryan brought home. This is why I named her "Blue." It was a generic name based on her coloring.But she ended up with us. And the little spit-fire grew like a weed before my eyes.Molly and Maggie...
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Published a week ago

An Angry Blue Cat
If you've ever wonder what a pissed off, force-fed cat looks like, wonder no more!I am not very good at force-feeding. Ryan has the kitty burrito technique down was better than I do...I end up with cat food either all over me or all over Blue. The rest of the cat food (about 20 cc's) I manage...
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Published 2 weeks ago

Mobile Cuddling
It is verrrrrrrrrrrry cold this morning!
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Published 2 weeks ago