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Lawyers Always Tell The Truth
This robber from across the border robbed a bank in Texas. He managed to evade arrest for a while but eventually the sheriff spotted him in a bar and caught him.He brought in the robber for questioning and demanded that he tell the truth, "Where did you hide the loot?" Unfortunately, the robber... Read more...
Published 1 day ago
Quick Laughs 10
This five year old girl came home from kindergarten one day with a 'connect-the-dot' project she had just completed. Her mother admired her work and, after praising her, sent her to play with her three year old sister in the living room. Some time later, the mother decided the girls were too... Read more...
Published 2 days ago
Elaborate Plan
Two blondes decided to rob a bank and sat down to draw up an elaborate plan for the heist. They practised the routine many times in their heads. Then the big day came.One blonde sat waiting in the car while the other went into the bank. Five minutes, ten minutes and then half an hour passed. She... Read more...
Published 3 days ago
Made in Japan
A Japanese tourist got in a cab and told the driver to drive him to the airport. On their way, a car zoomed by and the Japanese went, "Aaah, Toyota, made in Japan, very faaast!" And then, another car zoomed by and the Japanese went, "Aaah, Nissan, made in Japan, very faaast!" And then, another... Read more...
Published 4 days ago
Everyone Gets A Drink
A drunk walked into the bar and casually said to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender did just that and handed the man a bill for $39.90. The drunk said, "I haven't got the money." The bartender slapped the guy a... Read more...
Published 5 days ago
Make Your Own Gift Certificate
A man complained to his friend that he did not know what to get his wife for her birthday. "She already has everything you could think of, and anyway, she can buy herself whatever she likes.""Here's an idea," said his friend. "Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great... Read more...
Published 6 days ago
Metaphysics of Morals
A professor was explaining the Metaphysics of Morals : "In order for something to be an object of our practical existence, it must be capable of moving us to try to bring it into existence. For example, if I desire shelter from rain, the concept of a lean-to is capable of moving me to cut... Read more...
Published 7 days ago
A New Man
A man, showing his friend, an expensive bottle of multi-vitamin pills said, "These are supposed to make me a new man.""So are you a new man now?" his friend asked."I don't think so," he answered. "My wife still recognises me when I come back late at night." Read more...
Published 7 days ago
Falling Asleep During A Sermon
A man who went to Church with his wife, always had a habit of falling asleep during a sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and on one Sunday, took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out... Read more...
Published 1 week ago
Watermelon Farmer
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was frequently disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelons patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away... Read more...
Published 1 week ago
Invited For Dinner
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist : "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me." The pharmacist gives him the condom.As the young man is going out, he returns and tells him : "Give me another... Read more...
Published 1 week ago
Watch The Wall !
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into the wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!She... Read more...
Published 2 weeks ago
