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Tonto's Pro Wrestling Adventure... The Deadly Chop!
by Tonto Balboa - tontobalboa@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.comWhew! After a long Thanksgiving break with the new lady (who cooks a mean turkey, by the way), it was back to the grind yesterday learning my craft as a professional wrestler.My...
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Tonto's New Adventure... Into the World of Pro Wrestling!!!
By Tonto Balboa �" tontobalboa@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com.They say that the best comedy comes from miserable people. I agree. Look at my staff! A cadre of repressed guilt, anger, malice, and I’m guessing a speech impediment (looking...
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Published a week ago

Top 10 Bum Films of All-Time!!!
By Slocomb Jones - mail can be sent to Slocomb Jones via tontobalboa@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com[NOTE FROM THE CHIEF: It's time for a greatest hits piece once again! This time, I've selected one of my favorite articles from our (pardon...
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Published 2 weeks ago

FOUR SIGNS THAT SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS WHIPPED
By Linus, the Angry Mime - linustheangrymime@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com.Hey. You know that last scene in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest? The one where Jack Nicholson is laying on the hospital bed, turning on the drool factory?...
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Published 2 weeks ago

The 6 Worst Departments in Your Company!!!
By Vans McCoy - vansmccoy@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com.When I was a kid did I look at myself in the mirror and say, “Man, someday I’m going to run the coolest non-chain video store the world has ever seen!” Of course not!My goal was...
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Published 2 weeks ago

ITEMS YOU SHOULD NEVER PURCHASE AT FULL PRICE
By Linus, The Angry Mime - linustheangrymime@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com.Hey.So, as usual, Tonto’s putting some top shelf journalism on the page. Scaring you Internet nerds into paying more money than you have on basic essential...
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Published 3 weeks ago

Things To Not Buy The Cheap Version Of....
By Tonto Balboa �" tontobalboa@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com. I know it… financial times are tough. It’s like trying to get up for the 10th against Larry Holmes after absorbing a left hook to the temple when all you want to do is...
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Published 3 weeks ago

C'MON AND COPULATE AGAINST PROP 8!
By The Schmooz - theschmooz@hotmail.comClick HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com. Hey there, absentees and provisionals!I know my loyal Internet fans have been heartbroken over my silence these past few months. Rest assured, Schmooz has been touring all over the state of California, laying...
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Published 4 weeks ago

CASTING ME BALLOT WITH AMERICA
By Melvin, the Pirate - melvin.thepirate@hotmail.comClick HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.comAhoy there, Mateys!I braved the fierce Huntington Beach, CA elements this wicked and rainy morning to stand with me fellow citizens as the minutes ticked by before the polls be opened.Sure, a casual...
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Published 4 weeks ago

Obama Wins!!!! Well, the first official tally at least!
by Bustamante - therealbustamante@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com[NOTE FROM THE CHIEF: Well, our official coverage of the 2008 US Presidential Election is underway! Check back throughout the day to keep up to speed on all the happenings...
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Published 4 weeks ago

ASK A PIRATE: VOTING, GLOATING, AND DEMOTING
By Melvin, the Pirate - melvin.thepirate@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave Melvin a comment.Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com.Ahoy, mateys!This ship ‘o state is charged and ready to make another mighty decision come the morrow. I trust all ye have registered for the historic occasion....
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Published 4 weeks ago

Halloween Special - HALLOWEEN PRANKS FOR THE DEDICATED
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Once again, Linus is a psychopath. If you follow his advice, you deserve the decades in jail that you will earn for yourself. - Tonto]By Linus The Angry Mime - linustheangrymime@hotmail.comClick HERE to leave a comment.Cilck HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.comHey.So,...
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Published a month ago