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Moved on to pastures new ...
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Published 2 months ago

And now the end is near ...
And so I face the final curtain ...(although by this I dont mean death or anything terminal before you begin to panic)My friend, I'll say it clear ...(well as clear as I can be, being the verbally incontinent old bat that I am)I'll state my case, of which I'm certain ...(o yes - well ... ahem ......
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Published 5 months ago

Random Thoughts of a Lunatic
So we all know now that I'm a bit crazy.Fair enough.After all there's not many that would find the sweep of a brush against a hard surface as thrilling as I. Apart from Rolf Harris, maybe. And that dead chap who cut his ear off.So yeh, I'm slightly bats.But that's only part of the picture. Do...
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Published 5 months ago

I Have a Confession to Make
Most would probably call me crazy.But I prefer to think I am normal - just, you know, have a teeny weeny bit of oddness about me.Before writing this post I googled for a bit to see if anyone else was the same as me. And, although the Internet carries blogs and sites from people that enjoy crazy...
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Published 5 months ago

Big Breasts
Hah. Well that title should get the search engines whizzing like crazy.And, if you're sitting in front of your computer screen with your trousers round your ankles and a pot of hand cream at the ready, I am afraid to tell you that this blog is just a general whinge about them. And that there...
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Published 5 months ago

"What have you done to your hair?!"
The chipster boomed as we entered his mum's house. Which was a fair comment, considering she'd always been a dark brown/brunette (with perhaps the odd stripe of blonde chucked in for good measure) ever since I've known her, and yet was standing before us with straightened almost 100% white...
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Published 5 months ago

Kissing
It's a bit of a sticky subject isnt it?I mean what's one man's steak dinner is gonna be another man's cow plop.Of course, the stars in the good ole B&W movie days had it easy. All they had to do was press their lips/faces up tight together, hold the pose for about 5 seconds and that'd be it....
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Published 5 months ago

I would like to make a complaint to :-
the barman who served me in the pub tonight. You know who you are, you Frankenstein mutant crossed with Rio Ferdinand look-a-like. I only asked you for 2No. 50 pence pieces in my change tonight instead of a pound coin. You didnt have to rifle through the change drawer as if mining for gold and...
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Published 6 months ago

Purple Patch
Purple Patch (courtesy of Wikipedia) : Term used to refer to a period of outstanding achievement.Or luck.Although jury's out as to whether or not you're lucky, or very unlucky, to get lots of attention from the opposite sex (without even trying) but nonetheless I seem to be having a Purple Patch...
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Published 6 months ago

Last Night I was Kidnapped by the Chipster's Mother
I think she must have drugged me beforehand because I had absolutely no memory of anything other than suddenly coming to in her flat and finding her slicing up a dead body a coupla feet away from me."If you're good, this wont happen to you" she growled in my direction as she carefully snicked off...
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Published 6 months ago

People Wot I Have Had A (Romantic) Relationship With
This post contains a glossary of the majority of people whom I have had a relationship with. I have even included their photos - you might recognise some.In order to keep the glossary (relatively) short I have not included those I dated just a coupla times (although these are still as important...
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Published 6 months ago

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
I'm meeting up with GM next week.I have shortened the evening as much as possible (see below for further evidence) :-E-MAIL Extract from GM to London-Lass (09.06.08) :-".... am still defo on for our soiree on 17 June. May be we should do something different and may be have a bite to eat too?? We...
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Published 6 months ago